The ultimate male fantasy to some (who should probably stay on reservations, or at least in places where they can do as little damage as possible) is to get a young, sexy pop-star pregnant and live out the rest of their life kicking their feet up and playing the role of Mr. Mom. Kevin Federline did this quite successfully during the mid '00s when he married Britney Spears and got her knocked up with two kids. Spears took his "career" up to new levels that would have never have been possible otherwise. The former back-up dancer began rapping, modelling, and acting. Yes acting, despite the fact that he is undeniably horrible at the craft. Federline made an appearance on CSI: Las Vegas playing a douchebag that we all wanted to smack in the face. As you could have guessed, he actually nailed the role. But still, the cameo is still a not-so-great one. Possibly because he didn't get smacked in the face. I guess we just had to settle for Nick's quite-decent body shot. After all, beggars can't be choosers.
Jesse Gumbarge is editor and chief blogger at JarvisCity.com - He loves old-school horror films and starting pointless debates. You can reach out at: JesseGumbarge@JarvisCity.com
