6. "There's Too Much Kissing..."
If the writers ever want to p*ss off the old school fans, all they have to do is make the Doctor kiss someone for no apparent reason, stroke their beards menacingly and sit back to enjoy the fandom fireworks. In fact, we've heard that the show's HQ in Cardiff has been paroled by 24 hour security since Russell T Davies made the seemingly fateful error of making TV's favourite Time Lord partake in sexual relations. Although they have never
really been sexual, have they? So the whole thing has got a bit out of hand. It all began back in the 1996 TV movie, of course, when the entire stratosphere of the show's remaining fandom got ripped apart when Paul McGann locked lips with his temporary companion, Grace Holloway. He was definitely starting as he meant to go on, since he hasn't stopped doing it since, but there's usually always a reasonable explanation behind the show's dabbles with pre-watershed promiscuity. DNA/oxygen transfers, absorbing the energies of the time vortex... A kiss is usually a kiss, unless you're watching
Doctor Who, where the chances are it isn't. Seriously. If you were offended by any of these smooches, you'd best avoid the antics of Team
Torchwood at all costs. It's just sex, sex, sex with those people...