5. Wet And Wild A Ward Show
American Dad's erotic scenes aren't so bad I mean intercourse is natural right? What is unnatural however is an awful scene featuring Stan and Francine at a water park in series 7. In their attempts to spice up their marriage the pair produced a sex act that sunk to new lows. The couple are first in line at a water slide and despite being in the presence of a mother and her daughter, they hatch a plan to have sex on the ride. Fran sets the plan in motion by heading down the slide and positioning herself for Stan and his "little man" to meet her. Stan then goes flying down the ride and at this point his pants conveniently slip off, but after gaining too much speed Stan tries to warn Francine by yelling "I'm coming in too hot, move back!" Unfortunately his warning goes unheard. We think we know what's about to happen, he crashes into her and they both go tumbling naked into the water right? WRONG! Instead they crash and blood fills the entire screen hinting that they're private areas have copped a severe amount of damage. I can speak on behalf of males for this part and say it's definitely a grab-your-package-and-cringe moment, and I'm sure the ladies would also feel a little ill. For me it's not really funny, rather a little lame. It didn't add to the episode and it could have easily been removed and possibly should have been.