13. Never Nude
Tobias Funke is one of the most brilliantly bizarre fictional creations to have ever been put on TV. Is there another character out there who is quite so mind-blowingly conflicted, consistently off-putting and strangely loveable all at once? Tobias has a whole bunch of strange, weird quirks and habits, though perhaps none so memorable as his preference to be "never nude" - and that's exactly what it sounds like. The man himself categorises it as an unrecognised disorder of the legitimate kind, but it's never anything but kind of disturbing to watch on screen - especially since Tobias choses to wear jean short cut-offs to prevent himself from ever being fully naked. He wears them in the shower (we glimpse this unholy practice occurring a number of times) and even during sex. Unnatural as the condition is, though, it's what makes Tobias Tobias.