9. 'Magic' Mike Ehrmantraut's Balloon Modelling Kit
As Seen In: 'Full Measure' (Season 3.13) Yes, his job may entail smuggling drug money, intimidating underlings, and garrotting Mexican cartel members, but at heart, Mike Ehrmantraut is just a big softie who cares about one thing above all else: his granddaughter Kaylee. And what an 18th birthday present he'll be able to provide her with: a small fortune, amassed from years of hard labour in Gustavo Fring's drug empire. But there are even more tricks up Mike's sleeve than the ability to provide his family with financial security. First and foremost, you can be sure that Kaylee's 18th will also be the best-adorned event in Albuquerque since the grand re-opening of the A1A Car Wash. And what's Mike's signature party accessory? Balloons, of course. Yessir, 'Magic' Mike can find just about any function for a helium-buoyed accessory, from keeping his granddaughter entertained, to sabotaging the electrical supplies of shady organisations. Whatever the situation, Mike can find a way to make those inflatable delights an invaluable asset. Learn from the master with his balloon modelling kit, and ensure no half measures are taken for your sweetheart's big day. Prime Endorsement: "You're never too old for balloons." - Mike Ehrmantraut
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