Doctor Who: 10 Reasons You'll Never Be Cooler Than The Doctor

9. His Love Life Is Legendary

Four out of the five female companions the Doctor has had since the Ninth have fallen in love with him/have tried to snog him at one point during their time together (Donna being the exception). That is a pretty decent success rate for the man. However, his escapades go beyond his normal sidekicks. The Virgin Queen? Not so much, as it's implied that she and the Doctor consummated the marriage (although this is a point of contention between Davies and Moffat). Louis XV stood no chance with Madame de Pompadour once she was exposed to the Doctor's charm. And let's not forget River Song, of course, and the flirting she and Eleven enjoyed so much. All in all, not too bad a track record, really.