1. Neil Gaiman
For someone who's considered to be one of Britain's finest, he sure has a lot of nerve for bringing the most amazing thing in the whole of time and space i.e. the TARDIS to life. Her stealing the Doctor is impossible to deal with. Not to mention the fact that he's got a knack for fitting elaborately complex plots with a hint of everything into an entire episode, or his desire to have more female writers take charge of the series. He's totally lost it with his intelligent Easter eggs in the dialogue, his ability to spin a web of magnificent storytelling, which the series seemed to lack, otherwise. So much so that it's totally repulsive, his overly active imagination. And more importantly, it's deviating from bringing the show back on the right track. Neil Gaiman needs to stay away from Series 9, if he wants to save us the trouble of looking forward to it. Now that you've got all of these horribly amazing writers out of the way, it'd better not come to J.K. Rowling being the mystery writer. That would be another case of too wonderful.