Fargo’s 10 Most Savage Deaths Ranked
9. Glued To Death ("The Law Of Vacant Places")
Maurice LeFay, a lifelong junkie and criminal, is being blackmailed by his parole officer Ray Stussy. The latter wants his brother’s vintage postage stamp and tells Maurice to steal it in exchange for not being sent back to prison for a blown drug test.
Unfortunately, Maurice is a moron. When he loses the address Ray gave him, he ends up in the town of Eden Valley and not the Eden Prairie he was looking for. He also finds himself at the house of Ennis Stussy, who is not, in fact, the Emmit Stussy he was seeking.
Maurice knows none of this and is probably as high as a kite, so he duct-tapes the elderly Ennis to a chair and beats him. Furious and no closer to the stamp, Maurice super-glues Ennis’s mouth and nose shut, suffocating him to death. Ennis literally has his breath taken away in the most vicious way possible, and all because Maurice is so breathtakingly stupid. Stay in school, kids.