Charlton Heston is an undeniable Hollywood legend; starring in such classics as The Ten Commandments, Ben-Hur, El Cid, Planet of the Apes, The Greatest Show on Earth, Touch of Evil, The Agony and the Ecstasy and many more. So when Joey learns that he's going to be shooting a movie with the actor he is naturally quite excited. However, after a long fishing weekend, Joey returns home, too tired to shower or actually prepare. He ultimately wakes up late for his first day at work and has no choice but to sacrifice a shower for the good of the production. He arrives to the set and his odor immediately begins to turn heads. Thats when he learns that only one dressing room on set has a shower in it: Hestons. Joey reluctantly creeps into the actor's shower to literally wash his stink off. When Heston finds him soaped up in his private quarters he delivers the classic line: "Put some pants on, kid, so I can kick your butt." After admitting he had to take a shower because, quite literally, he stinks, Heston mistakenly thinks that Joey is referring to his poor acting skills and engages in a hilarious talk about Laurence Olivier and Robert Redford stinking up the set before chastising Joey for breaking into his dressing room. Tough advice, for a tough business.
Jesse Gumbarge is editor and chief blogger at JarvisCity.com - He loves old-school horror films and starting pointless debates. You can reach out at: JesseGumbarge@JarvisCity.com
