Jeff Goldblum should have a guest spot on everything, ever. Just have him playing a stammering correctional officer on Orange Is The New Black or have him play a corrupt politician on HBO's Veep, or you could even have him pop up on Game Of Thrones for absolutely no viable reason whatsoever. Just get him on TV as much as possible. On The One With The Mugging, Joey is stoked to get an audition for a stage play directed by the legendary Leonard Hayes, played by Golblum, who is also the lead in the play. Sadly, Joey fails to impress Leonard with his flat audition and is about to get the boot, when one of the producers intervenes. The producer thinks Joey is hot and tries to convince Leonard to give Joey another chance. Joey returns later that evening to audition again, even though he has to relieve himself badly. Leonard's assistant declines to let Joey pee, so Joey gives a jumpy audition Leonard loves, (not knowing Joey has a full bladder) and he indeed lands the role. And while the last moment of the episode isnt 100% clear, it seems that Joey ultimately pees on Goldblums character while giving him a hug.
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