"That Is Funny. Maybe For My Birthday She'll Crash The Car"
"That Is Funny. Maybe For My Birthday She'll Hire Me A Hitman"
"That Is Funny. Maybe For My Birthday She'll Murder Someone"
"That Is Funny. Maybe For My Birthday She'll Poison Me"
This standard nerd combines the looks of Shaggy with the brains of Scooby, has an unhealthy obsession with the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and is a firm believer that Alter Bridge are the greatest band in the world.