7. Zoidberg Incorrectly Declares Everyone Medically Dead
In one last staggering display of medical incompetence, Zoidberg declares the whole crew dead. The much put-upon Decapodian has a history of doing such things; maybe it's just a result of his utter medical incompetence when it comes to the biology of humanoid life forms. That would be the simplest explanation. But, maybe it's something deeper than that; maybe he has suffered long enough after years of being forced to live in a dumpster and eat garbage. Perhaps his cruel treatment at the hands of Hermes Conrad has secretly warped his clueless but well-meaning personality into something far darker. This could be an act of well-deserved revenge that nobody ever sees coming. The last scene features them all as heads in jars, which he then sells for a sandwich despite their loud protestations. As they are all taken away to someone's private head collection, Zoidberg takes a bite out of the snack and declares, "Your sandwich is bad and you should feel bad."