Game Of Thrones: 18 Items Of Merchandise You Don't Need In Your Life

4. Davos Bones Pouch

Okay, this is just getting downright ludicrous now. Davos Seaworth, the only Geordie in Westeros, had his fingers half-removed by Stannis before the events in the show had even started to take place, yet somebody thought it was a good idea to sell replicas of Davos' finger bones in a pouch to willing customers. The listing has since ended on Etsy meaning that there's a proud owner of the finger joints somewhere in the world, with Ned Stark's head and Theon Greyjoy's manhood probably displayed next to the bizarre item, which may just provide the worst ambience for a dinner party since the day after Stannis removed the fingers from Davos before asking him to pass the gravy. While they're 'unavailable' at the minute, Davos always has another hand to harvest so if you're keen to own his bones, check up here.