He Developed A Movie With Mel Gibson
He Beat Up George W. Bush
He Was Taught To Be A Rockstar By Mick Jagger And Keith Richards
He Became Friends With Kim Bassinger And Alec Baldwin
This standard nerd combines the looks of Shaggy with the brains of Scooby, has an unhealthy obsession with the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and is a firm believer that Alter Bridge are the greatest band in the world.