Karl Pilkington's 11 Best Moanings Of Life Ever

3. Tony The Turtle

https://youtu.be/DywQ8hFvRoo?t=3m14s Karl is left to deal with the consequences of sympathetically rescuing a turtle from imminent restaurant death while walking along a road in Tokyo. The turtle is grimly lurking in his hotel bathtub, without any real signs of life, causing Karl to fret over its safety. "That's what I'd be doing with a baby, I'd be going in poking it all night, I'd be on edge. I wouldn't be good with kids, I wouldn't be at ease, it would be bothering me, what's it doing now?" Karl also relives the story of the recovery: "If I hadn't been walking down that street I wouldn't have seen it... It'd be gone by now, fried with a bit of wasabi on its head." Round head, full heart.