Orange Is The New Black: 25 Funniest Lines

19. Age Old Questions

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Netflix
"Why did God have to give me that stupid penis?" - Sophia
"I don't know. Any more than I know why he gave men nipples." - Sister Ingalls

Episode - The Chickening

A genuine lament answered by an age-old query. Why are they there anyway? It's not like any guys are using them for anything beyond piercings and hanging clothes when its particularly cold out.

The nipples, not the...oh never mind.

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Lee Price is a writer for 411mania.com and Starburst Magazine, which is published in the UK. He is currently working as a freelance writer. He hopes to one day fund his addiction to video games by writing about video games, and he maintains a sporadically updated blog at leesrandombulls*it.wordpress.com