Schitt's Creek Quiz: Match Alexis's Quote To The Season

"I don't skate through life, David. I walk through life, in really nice shoes."

Schitts Creek Alexis
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Schitt's Creek tells the remarkable story of billionaires colliding with ordinary people.

At the centre of the story is the Rose family, who once had a billion-dollar fortune. In one moment they lost everything: money, their beautiful mansion, and a very luxurious and prestigious life. They were forced to move to the small town of Schitt’s Creek and live in a small motel.

The socialite daughter of the Roses - Alexis had never even stayed in a motel before and came to Schitt’s Creek as a very self-interested "celebrity". She was self-absorbed, charming, vivacious, and liked to talk about herself, her looks, and her crazy adventures. Did she play billiards to free her friend from a diamond smuggler from Uganda? Absolutely. Did she have a lock of hair to get into Kiss-Kiss in Tokyo? Certainly!

Although she began the show as a selfish person who was horrified at the thought of living her life in Schitt's Creek, she eventually grew to love the town and become closer to her family. And of course, when it comes to hilarious quotes in Schitt's Creek, these quotes from Alexis are perhaps the funniest in the series. But the question is, can you match her quotes to the correct season?

1. “As If I Didn’t See This Coming. He’s Broken Up With Me Five Times Already.”

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