Mr. Krabs Has No Reaction To His Story ("Squidward's Father *Sniff* Never Hugged Him")
Mr. Krabs Doesn't Doesn't Love Squidward
Mr. Krabs Thinks Squidward's Terrible Joke Is Hilarious
Mr. Krabs Says "Beep-Boop-Boop-Beep" Throughout The Entire Episode
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