Star Trek: 10 Times The Ship Was Stolen

7. Well, This Is Just Embarrassing

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This one was so bad that Odo saw fit to tease Worf about it years later. While the crew of the Enterprise were dealing with several of their number accidentally regressing to become children once more, a group of Ferengi highjacked the Galaxy-class starship with two stolen Birds-of-Prey.

Quite apart from that being a sentence no self-respecting commander would ever want to write, it simply stands out for all of the wrong reasons. The episode's writers even lamented that particular plot point years later.

This simply shouldn't have happened. Quite apart from the fact that no Federation starship should have been weak enough to be overcome by two older models of ships, the Ferengi simply shouldn't have had the opportunity to board as quickly as they did. Also, what on earth was happening for the crew to give such little resistance once they came aboard? They were using phasers set to stun, for goodness sake!

Though it's fitting that the children on board the ship were instrumental in outwitting the invaders, this is a dark, dark page in Starfleet history - and particularly for one surly Klingon officer. 

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Seán is the host and head writer/presenter for TrekCulture, as well as a writer/presenter on WhoCulture and WhatCulture Horror. He has authored two novels, dozens of short stories, and hundreds of articles for WhatCulture. He holds a Master of Arts in Creative Writing from University College Dublin. As part of his work with TrekCulture, Seán has been invited to participate in collaborations with Roddenberry Entertainment, as well as contributing to several Star Trek community projects. An avid fan of Star Trek, Doctor Who, and the horror genre at large, Seán's expertise has helped develop these channels to the successes they are today. As host of the Ups & Downs series on TrekCulture, Seán has become internationally recognised for his positive yet critically informed approach to reviewing every episode of modern Star Trek, ensuring he is one of the go-to voices in the Trek community. Favourite Quote to describe himself: "I'm serious about what I do, just not always about the way that I do it"