Star Trek: Every Redshirt Death Ranked From Worst To Best

8. Ensign Rizzo, Lt. Leslie And Two Other Guys.

Can't blame this one on the dog.

Episode: Obsession (S2E13)

Cause Of Death: A sparky cloud creature

This Dikironium (LOL) cloud floats around Argus X shootin’ off sparks and extractin’ red blood cells from hapless Redshirts until their skin turns ghostly white. So in a way, this thing is kinda like a floating, amorphous space vampire, which is pretty metal.

And when it happens upon Rizzo, Leslie and friends, it doesn't even need to lure them to a castle or dark alleyway behind The Bronze (Any Buffy fans out there?!), it just vants to suck their blood, and with the sparks and all, it does so with serious pizzazz.

On the other hand, it kinda looks like they’re getting murdered by a fart.

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