This is about as far back as we'll stretch, but Jeff Jarrett was the definition of a scaredy-cat during his WWE heel run in the mid-1990s. No wonder either, considering J-E-Double-F, J-A-Double-R-E-Double-T came in initially as a country music singer just trying to get some exposure for his music. He employed a Road-Dogg (sorry, Roadie) to stand by his side and occasionally interfere in his matches. Jarrett's main contribution in his first spell with WWE was a long feud with Razor Ramon over the Intercontinental title. There's a particular match at the 1995 Royal Rumble between the two which encapsulates everything about Jarrett's gimmick at the time. Whether he was ruffling his opponent's hair and running away, or having his sidekick chop-block Ramon's leg behind the referee's back, it's all you'd expect from a guy like Jarrett. He even won that one by count out. Who does that? Whether it was deeds like that, hiding behind female managers or hitting guys over the head with a guitar, Jarrett is a definite fit here.
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