10 Biggest Fan Complaints WWE Don’t Actually Want To Fix
1. "He's Never Here!"
Brock Lesnar gets half a million dollars for every pay-per-view, a hundred grand to skip about on Monday Night Raw and will shortly smash CM Punk's incredibly hard-earned WWE Title longevity record that stretched between 2011 and 2013.
He isn't subject to the level of wellness testing that others working far harder and longer hours for the organisation have to endure, he doesn't have to make effort with fans or colleagues if he can't really be a*sed and most notably he has absolutely no problem with the world knowing it. A mercenary, a pretend sh*tkicker that would give it a good go for real and the next 'Boy' in line to Roman Reigns himself in Vince McMahon's affections, 'The Beast' is an island as he's always been, and it's ironically all he has left to boost his star aura at this point.
His matches are duller than ever, he doesn't walk with the swagger or style he once had, and barely even bothers to put in a shift when he does actually show up for work. But will he ever, ever lose the Universal Title slung listlessly over his shoulder? Who could even believably be cast to engage in such a task at this point anyway? A problem created by McMahon himself he now has no easy fix for, Brock Lesnar isn't so much as an absent friend but a rarely-present enemy.