So you're a member of the WWE Universe and you've just cancelled the WWE Network, refunded your plane flight and tickets to Wrestlemania, burned your Daniel Bryan merchandise and even sworn off playing WWE 2K15 for the XBox. As well, you've deleted your Dolph Ziggler laptop wallpaper and that whole secret stash of pictures of Paige that you keep bookmarked on your search browser. Social media gets it, Vince McMahon gets it, Triple H and Stephanie get it, and I'm sure that Bray Wyatt got an earful from that kid behind the counter at the gas station on the road to Connecticut the night of the Rumble for eliminating Daniel Bryan. You're mad. Angry even, and you have no idea how to constructively make your voice heard past the above completed tasks. So, let's say that Vince McMahon and the WWE Creative team were to give you, an aggrieved member of the WWE Universe a phone call because he wanted to "finally listen to the fans." Well, have no fear. In this column there are ten creative ideas that not only would Vince not laugh at, but he might listen to, too. Between bringing back Rikishi as a money-making top draw (seriously) to creating new stables and having a great idea of who deserves the Money In The Bank briefcase after Seth Rollins, this one is worth a read. Should any of these ideas come to fruition of course, just remember that you saw them here first! Enjoy!
Besides having been an independent professional wrestling manager for a decade, Marcus Dowling is a Washington, DC-based writer who has contributed to a plethora of online and print magazines and newspapers writing about music and popular culture over the past 15 years.