9. The WWE Universe
Why cant the fans of the WWE product be called...you know...fans? For the love of God its not that hard! Go watch old WWF episodes and people in the audience are called fans by the announcers. Heck, go watch the NFL, MLB, or any other sport and people who attend their events are called fans. But one man on the planet doesn't like this term and his name is Vince McMahon. But why? We may never know. He has instead decided on The WWE Universe to represent his fan base, which is an annoying and weird to say. Have you ever met a person in real life who didnt say they were a fan of wrestling, and instead said they were a member of the WWE Universe? This odd grammatical stance that McMahon has taken would be one thing if it was working, but its not. Its not catching on whatsoever, and the entire thing only makes sense to Vince. Trying to force people to buy into your made up jargon is probably one of the first signs of an aging, eccentric millionaire. Hopefully when Triple H and Steph do takeover this is one of the first things they do away with.
Andrew Soucek
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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