10 Horrendous Promos Awesome Wrestlers Want You To Forget

3. Tonight, The Role Of Reverend Lovejoy Will Be Played By Seth Rollins

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Seth Rollins is a good promo now.

Where he once relied on obnoxious laughter as a crutch in the heel role, and as a babyface appeared to try much too hard, in whichever role he now plays, Rollins draws a reaction from the fans. The reaction is very much "Not entirely sure what this is, but we're into it!"

The Rollins character is strange, and strange to articulate. It should be more cringeworthy than it is. He's playing unhinged, and nobody actually believes that he's not in control of his rational mind, but he's not not entertaining. It's just silly enough to work, ultimately.

Before he settled on this jester schtick, he played a solemn, pious heel after the Fiend killed him as a babyface. This involved dull, monotonous promos; imagine 'Serious Man' Chris Jericho, with a faux-messianic tilt, only terrible. The 'Monday Night Messiah' began as a meta riff on his self-anointed locker room leader role, which was promising and necessary, given that he'd become a meme, but the execution was as boring as Raw itself. He was in fact the standardbearer of WWE, but not in the way intended.

Talking in thesaurus WWE-speak, promising to "eradicate" "non-compliant" WWE stars "for the greater good", it wasn't remotely gripping. Aiming for sinister, he scanned like one of those developmental saps given a poorly-defined supernatural gimmick in the 2000s.

Mordecai with the ability to work ****1/4 matches.

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Michael Sidgwick is an editor, writer and podcaster for WhatCulture Wrestling. With over seven years of experience in wrestling analysis, Michael was published in the influential institution that was Power Slam magazine, and specialises in providing insights into All Elite Wrestling - so much so that he wrote a book about the subject. You can order Becoming All Elite: The Rise Of AEW on Amazon. Possessing a deep knowledge also of WWE, WCW, ECW and New Japan Pro Wrestling, Michael’s work has been publicly praised by former AEW World Champions Kenny Omega and MJF, and current Undisputed WWE Champion Cody Rhodes. When he isn’t putting your finger on why things are the way they are in the endlessly fascinating world of professional wrestling, Michael wraps his own around a hand grinder to explore the world of specialty coffee. Follow Michael on X (formerly known as Twitter) @MSidgwick for more!