10 Hypothetical WWE Signings (And Whether They'd Have Succeeded Or Failed)
7. Aloisia
Before Vickie Guerrero was given the non-descript Kaitlyn as her rookie on NXT Season 3, she was assigned Aloisia, a woman who was as close to a real Amazon as you could get.
Success or Failure in WWE: Success
Standing 6’11, she would’ve literally towered over all of the other Divas, all of their pros, and 99% of the entire WWE roster. With WWE being still incredibly image-obsessed back then, the sight of a near-7-foot-tall woman would’ve definitely drawn in curious crowds, even if they weren’t particularly interested in pro wrestling.
Aloisia could’ve been another Andre the Giant in terms of interest; Andre’s size was unique for his time, but men have grown to his size (or beyond) before. But the same could not be said of women, and so she would’ve been a truly unique draw.
It’s almost guaranteed that, if the supposed Amazon fetish images of her hadn’t been leaked onto the Internet, it’s very likely that she would’ve not only won NXT Season 3, but she would’ve also gone on to become a tremendous draw for the company for quite some time afterwards.
While she wouldn’t be putting on exciting matches the likes of which are being seen today, she would’ve certainly turned many heads with her unusual stature. After all, if you’re Vince McMahon, size matters more than anything else, so how could you not make use of someone like this?