10 Least Convincing Weapons In WWE

Here we have a prop from the unforgettable Spirit Squad, Inky, Pinky, Blinky, Clyde and Dolph.

True to their high-school male cheerleader motif, their noisemaking item of choice was a low-budget plastic megaphone, also known (by me) as the 'bulls*** bullhorn'.

Made entirely of playground-grade polymer and with exactly zero moving parts, this device has all the stopping power of an inflatable baseball bat. It's only appeal is the clonk it makes on impact.

Of course, that didn't stop Itchy, Richie et al. from selling it like a legit baseball bat when Shawn Michaels started “cracking skulls” with it at WrestleMania 22.

For the sake of comparison, this writer is fairly certain that you could hit a third-grader in the head with one of these, inside a police station, with no repercussions.

Note: please do not test this theory for yourself.