10 Least Convincing Weapons In WWE

6. Hair Dryer

R-Truth Rey Mysterio Extreme Rules 2011
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For the scant dozen or so of you who've never been attacked with a hair dryer, the first thing you should know is that usually, the hair dryer loses.

Obviously, the hair dryer that was once used to incapacitate Chyna had to be a decoy made of steel, because scientific studies found that a standard consumer hair dryer should have been reduced to dust like a Looney Tunes gag (citation needed.)

Sure, it's hard plastic, but it's not built to take a licking; even a kayfabe blow might not leave it intact. It's just not a violent object, and it would probably lose to a flyswatter in a split-second grab during, say, a home invasion.

You might be able to gun-butt someone with an eggbeater, but let's not get carried away here. Honestly, what kind of wrestling match is going to involve kitchen tools?

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