10 Least Convincing Weapons In WWE

Right. Okay then.

An aluminium cookie sheet packs all the punch of the aforementioned tinfoil shovel, only with that Chef Ramsey flair that you need in a good wrestling match.

Also, the announce crew really needs to come up with a meaner-sounding term than literally calling it a “cookie sheet”. Bloodshed and butterscotch don't really marry well thematically, no matter how amazingly they combine into a metal band name.

It's simply impossible to insert the word “cookie” in a sentence without lightening the mood by at least six notches, which isn't the correct way to sell a dramatic and heated street fight.

Finally, these aren't those black tempered cookie sheets; aluminium cookie sheets are something we see every day, meaning we know that wrapping one around a person's cranium has a 50/50 chance of waking them from a nap.

At least the aluminium shovel is a bad simulation of a legitimately dangerous tool. Same goes for those flimsy trash can lids.