10 Most Beautiful Beasts In Wrestling History

I'm King Ross and I believe WCPW's Primate is the most beautiful beast in all of professional wrestling. He's the ideal blend of pace, power, strength and intensity with a primal instinct taking precedence of the rational thought process your or I would undertake when making a decision. Smash whatever it is to smithereens and deal with the consequences later; that's undoubtedly the way of The Primate.

Obviously, with just three years in the business under his belt my Primate isn't the first beautiful beast to ply his trade in the squared circle. Many have come before him, honing the craft of being a super-athlete with bad intentions before allowing wrestlers like the new WCPW Hardcore Champion to sit under their proverbial learning tree.

The following Superstars will have undoubtedly crawled up inside themselves in shame and embarrassment when Bayley said: "I'm not here to put bruises on people's backs or to send them to the hospital. I'm here to put smiles on people's faces." Bruising people put smiles on their faces and led them to the top.

The beauty here is not in the aesthetics of the following performers. The beauty comes in the brutality of their work. We all know that wrestling is a very shallow industry to get involved in so let's pay homage to those whose hard-hitting work inside the work superseded the beautiful appearance of others.

Ultimate Warrior's run was one of the more fruitful in WWE history when it came down the simply wins and loses. Winning 89.66% of his matches and holding the WWF Championship for 293 days during a five-year run tells its own story, but it's the way Warrior went about his business that sees him into his list.

The WWE Hall Of Famer was a rarity in Vince McMahon's culture of massive sweaty men 30 years ago. He was massive, yes. He looked like his body could pop at any point but whose didn't back then? What set him apart from the pack however was the fact he could move.

Despite carrying 280 pounds of solid muscle around on a 6 ft 2 frame, his cardiovascular conditioning was almost unparalleled. Yes his matches weren't the longest on the card, but he'd be constantly moving, scampering down the ramp, around the ring and around his opponents on the way to dominant victories aplenty. In a land of lumbering giants, Warrior was a refreshing change.

Then of course we have the sheer unadulterated strength of this beast. He looked capable of hoisting just about any man over his head AFTER running hundreds of meters non-stop. Some of the feats of strength he showed would have been impressive without the amount of ground he covered, but that frantic part of his persona made certain lifts out of this world.

Plus you know, if we are going to take aesthetic appeal into account here Warrior had what is still to this day one of the most iconic attires of all time. There's almost too much beauty and beast to stomach here...