10 Most Ridiculous WWE WrestleMania Entrances
6. Triple H: WrestleMania 22
It took some doing to out-stupid Cena on the night of WrestleMania 22, but Triple H never met something he didn’t want to compare himself to, even if he was measuring his d*ck against a naked mole-rat here.
Triple H refers to himself as the Cerebral Assassin, but also likes to toy with barbarian imagery, as if he’s some sort of primal savage so brutally strong as to be everlasting. He is, we are told, both the strongest and most intelligent wrestler—nay, being—in WWE history.
Truly, the King of Kings.
He looked like the T*t of T*ts at WrestleMania 22, because every last gimmick, and there were several, was underpinned by the reality that this was HHH at his most defensive, his most unjust. This was Triple H at the back-end of the Reign of Terror, and he reigned o’er WWE on an actual throne. An actual throne made up skulls, bear furs and leather, chains, crown of steel, and, hahaha, Thor’s f*ckin’ hammer. This was Triple H portraying himself as the Final Boss…of several video games.
That he managed, years later, something even dafter than this is more a feat than going over Shane McMahon in the backstage battle to succeed their father…