10 Most Shocking WWE Reveals

2. That's Gotta Be Kane's Brother's Fantasy Opponent!

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Sting doing his best of impression of the head of Brad Pitt's wife in Se7en wasn't actually his WWE debut - that came almost a year earlier at the Survivor Series - but it was just as jaw-dropping.

Throughout the 24 August episode of Raw, snivelling WWE Champion Seth Rollins unbearably and constantly boasted that he'd be unveiling a big bronze statue in his image later that evening. When the final segment commenced with a big black box centre stage in the ring, anyone who had ever watched wrestling before knew exactly where this one was going.

The time came for Rollins to pull the curtain, and bask within the glow of... Sting! A splendidly smooth action unveiled none other than spooky Steve, presumably bored out of his t*ts standing on a plinth all night, and he had his eyes set on Seth. The pair would meet at Night of Champions - in what sadly proved to be his unexpected retirement match.

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