10 Noisiest Wrestling Managers Ever

9. Luna Vachon

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Luna was what you would get if you captured a honey badger, tattooed veins on either side of its head and taught it conversational English. She was an untamed mini-monster who looked and behaved exactly as you would expect from the offspring of a guy named 'Mad Dog'. When it comes to managers who could turn themselves purple at ringside, look no further. Luna would raise the majority of her auditory hell interacting with fans, which would constantly land her on the audio feed while HBK, Bam Bam or whoever was wrestling was on the hard camera. Of course, with a voice that was less €œMary J Blige€ and more €œgarbage disposal full of gravel,€ it was an odd, gnarly thing to hear in the background. You sometimes wondered whether someone had just gotten lippy with Luna at ringside, or whether Linda Blair was doing a run-in. Fortunately, it didn't fall into the acoustic range of utter ear torture the way some others on this list do, otherwise we'd all still be traumatized to this day.

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