10 Noisiest Wrestling Managers Ever

8. Paul Heyman

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€œBrock! Brooock!!€ Next on our list is the former Mr. Dangerously. Paul Heyman is, of course, an all-time talent on the microphone, but he also has a very keen grasp of being vocal during matches. Very few managers come to mind (if any) who've excelled at selling near-falls the way Heyman does in Brock Lesnar's bouts. He shouts words of instruction here and there throughout the match, but generally just looks on approvingly until his client starts to fade. That's when he goes to work. Near-falls are specifically designed to build drama, and nothing adds drama like the monster heel's manager whooping in desperation. In fact, Lesnar is so dominant that it might be hard to buy that he's in any danger of losing if not for Heyman's telltale hollering. Essentially, Heyman is going €œoh my god, he's going to lose!€ and cues the viewer to think the same thing. Paul Heyman's brand of noise is probably the most well-chosen and creatively useful of any name on this list, and he's definitely not shy about making it.

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