10 Outrageous WWE Storylines That Could Happen If The Attitude Era Returned Today
1. R Truth Pins Drake Maverick For The 24/7 Championship During Intercourse
Who knows who's 24/7 champion at the time you're reading this? It could be anyone from Elias, to Funaki, to a backstage sound guy. But chances are, no matter who it is, at some point either R-Truth or Drake Maverick will hold the gold again. And again. And so forth.
'Truth and Drake have already exchanged the belt a number of times, in increasingly creative fashions. In fact, this angle already nearly happened, as 'Truth captured the strap from Maverick as he was in a hotel room with his bride, about to consummate their marriage! With a TV-14 rating, this scenario could be revisited, but this time, Drake and his wife will actually be carrying out the act, when 'Truth creeps in with a referee and scores a pinfall while his opponent is preoccupied.
Too far for even the Attitude era you say? Well, we raise you Edge and Lita's live sex celebration, along with Triple H dressing up as Kane and simulating necrophilia with a dummy in a coffin, intended to double as a corpse. Yep. Suddenly, this one doesn't seem so shocking. Perhaps just give the belt a wipe over after, no one wants another Brad Maddox situation...
In hindsight, maybe Cody Rhodes was right about wanting to kill the Attitude era!