As always, WWE legends and Hall Of Famers will pop up like Whack-A-Moles throughout the four-hour show. Hacksaw Jim Duggan will say Hooooo. The Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase will laugh and play with fake money. I.R.S. will wear a tie. Given that the event takes place in Texas, it only makes sense to have either Shawn Michaels or Stone Cold Steve Austin officiating as guest host of Wrestlemania 32. If it were me, Id go the whole hog and have them both. Have them make appearances on RAW in the weeks leading up to Wrestlemania side-eyeing each other in overly-competitive jealousy. Each was a wrestling personality with a tendency to suckerpunch people that annoyed them and a devastating finishing move that could come from outta nowhere - have Stone Cold be superkicked one week, and have him return the favour with a Stunner the week after. When Wrestlemania finally arrives, the two guest hosts will be so paranoid that the other is going to cold-cock them to take over hosting singlehandedly that theyll be pirouetting around one another, squinting balefully at each other as they welcome viewers to the show. Eventually, of course, Austin should win out: the Stunner gets the bigger pop.
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