10 Realistic Storylines That Would Be Perfect For Today's WWE

9. Damien Sandow Returning As The 'Intellectual Savior' To Condemn WWE's Policies

With Sandow recently returning to in-ring action recently, it€™s possible that €˜the intellectual savior€™ might be returning. However, instead of returning to the generic €˜insult the fans€™ intelligence gimmick€™ (because WWE itself does that plenty enough as it is), Sandow should return as a face, criticizing WWE instead. Sandow could use his superior intellect to rip into some of WWE€™s policies and point out the hypocrisy of what they€™re doing. These could include: criticizing WWE€™s obsession with social media, and how it€™s turning the audience into mindless zombies with their faces buried in their phones; point out the controversies of the Susan G. Komen foundation in order to get attention; or criticize how the WWE Network reduces PPV revenue, which lowers superstars€™ salaries. In response to his defiance, instead of suspending or burying him, WWE would make his life a living hell à la Steve Austin circa 1998-2001. The man with outspoken opinions gets beat up by the Authority€™s hired guns, thereby garnering Sandow considerable sympathy. Sandow could then become a corporate whistleblower that stands up for what€™s right instead of what€™s profitable. With today€™s society being more cynical and critical of corporate behaviour in general, it would make sense for WWE to make use of this new zeitgeist and create a new underdog hero vs. corporate overlord storyline that could elevate Sandow€™s career.
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