10 Reasons Re-watching WrestleMania XXX Is A Recipe For Depression

8. Eva Marie Has Been €œWrestling€ All This Time

Yes folks, Eva Marie, who as of this writing is still an infallible drain on any match she participates in, has actually been around since mid-2013.

It€™s not exactly tantalizing to realize that in all the time she€™s been with the company, she still has yet to pick up some very 101 things, let alone turn herself into an interesting worker. The fact that she€™s getting this much exposure with so little progress just goes to show you that appearance is king in MacMahon Land, and it also makes you worry about the incentive to improve.

Going back and watching her in the Divas battle royal at Mania XXX, green as a radioactive Brussels sprout, you kind of get the feeling you€™re watching the same version that showed up on NXT last year. Granted, she did next to nothing of note, but you could see the stiff, uncertain way she moved about the ring. There are definitely too many similarities to this day.

Furthermore, seeing Nikki Bella in there too, and thinking of how far she€™s been able to come since then, it just underscores Eva Marie€™s lack of progress and the passes she seems to be getting.

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