10 Reasons WWE Champion Roman Reigns Is Kinda Being A Dick Right Now

5. Sheamus' Cash-In Was Also Totally Legit

HOW DO YOU NOT GET HOW THIS WORKS BY NOW?! THIS HAS HAPPENED TWICE TO YOU, YOU BEAUTIFUL IDIOT! TWICE! INSIDE EIGHT MONTHS! Was it fair? Not totally. Was it honest? Absolutely not. Did Sheamus ever suggest he'd do the right thing and announce his cash-in months in advance to help you prepare for any potential title defence? Erm, no mate. He's a heel. This is what they do. He's literally been talking about cashing in at the perfect opportunity for months. You should have seen this coming a freakin' mile off. And the worse thing about it happening in the first place? It's your fault, Roman! If you hadn't been busy beating up the guy that pays your wages for fun, you wouldn't have had your back turned, Sheamus wouldn't have been able to sucker-Brogue you, and you'd still have walked out of Survivor Series with the gold - and with your new, best, totally legit BFF Triple H in your corner.