10 Recent Things That Didn't Go WWE's Way

Billing any match as "The Biggest WrestleMania Match of All-Time" was always bound to be a recipe for an underwhelming end product.

And as depressingly expected, despite WWE's continual efforts to make you give a damn, the over-sold bout that closed out the latest Showcase of the Immortals failed to deliver on that dumb promise.

In all honesty, though, all signs were at least pointing to an intriguing blow-off; what with The Tribal Chief character refusing to surrender his strap at any cost and cowboy Brock Lesnar surprisingly becoming the hottest babyface in the company. Yet, easily the contest given the most care and attention heading into WWE's biggest show in years wound up becoming a carbon copy of the Reigns vs. Lesnar match you've seen countless times before.

Numerous suplexes, F5's, Superman punches and spears, Paul Heyman squirming throughout, and even yet another attempt to steal the win via title shot to the skull, if only Austin had decided to save his glass smash for a little later in the evening, eh?

But, hey ho, at least we get to enjoy The Head of the Table sporting two shiny belts for the foreseeable and point at the sky some more.