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8. Charlotte Flair Eye Decals

Charlotte Eye Decals
WWE Shop

Price: £4.21 ($5.99)

I have Charlotte and her curious choice of facial clobber to thank for being introduced to the concept of the 'vajazzle', after I was reliably informed during one memorable PPV that she was wearing one around her orbital bone. One Google search later, and I've never looked back.

WWE has now made it possible for girls all over the world to replicate the younger Flair's ocular ornamentation with this set of fetching decals. The four horses design is particularly inspired, and it may just mark this out as the nearest thing to Chris Benoit merchandise the company will ever sell again. Contrived (though there are no other pieces of Four Horsemen merch. on the store.)

 
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