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3. Championship Belt Extender

Belt Extender
WWE Shop

Price: £16.82 ($19.99)

Yes! It's an extender!

Owning a replica championship belt is pretty tragic as it is, but the ignominy is multiplied for those who require one of these just to wear it. The fact this product even exists says precisely everything you need to know about wrestling fans.

As if needing a strap-lengethener isn't depressing enough, the excessive £16.82 price tag just compounds the misery. You could buy all three of those creepy Asuka gimp masks for that sum, with change to spare. Even worse, the extender only works for six of the multitude of facsimile belts on offer, one of which is the blue winged eagle belt - a curio's choice for only the most ardent Ultimate Warrior fans.

Still, as WWE puts it on their shop, "comfortability is what everybody wants." Can't turn your nose up at a big of extra 'comfortability', can you?

 
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