10 Times Wrestlers Said Something That Bit Them On The Ass
4. Vince McMahon Is A Hypocrite: Then. Now. Forever.
Nothing bites Vince McMahon on the ass.
His ass is calloused to any criticism. Do you think the man reads your tweets and feels a sting of embarrassment when you point out that he gorily self-mutilated himself at Survivor Series 2003, before hurriedly asking some Peacock tech guy to scrub it from the Network? The man does not give a sh*t.
You know that meme, where Diddy stares down Elijah Connor on The Four? Vince was Diddy and Mohammed bin Salman was Connor in 2019, and Vince got his money quicker than the Prince wanted to give him it.
If he did have an ass to bite, it would look like Abdullah the Butcher's f*cking forehead.
In addition to the self-mutilation patter, Vince has said approximately one million things that made him look like a t*t. Amongst the many:
Saying that Eric Bischoff tired himself out by desperately counter-booking, before overseeing WWE do precisely do that against AEW; saying AEW is only getting traction because "they're new" on a conference call, despite this weirdly never helping out NXT UK; whining about WCW counter-programming RAW before, once more, doing the exact same thing...