10 Times Wrestling Opened The Forbidden Door

8. Doc Gallows Doesn't Give A F*CK

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Per the latest WWE edict revealed by Dave Meltzer, an independent contractor is no longer allowed to occupy the same shot as a chain restaurant in case it looks like approved advertising of an unaffiliated third party brand. Never mind the door to a wrestling company not operated by a snivelling British mark; the door to f*cking Burger King is Forbidden in 2021. Remember that the next time Triple H is on a conference call and claims that he's willing to collaborate.

"Anything to get you pesky journos who used to shower me with praise, hence why I f*ckin' did these things, to stop harassing me about [REDACTED]."

Doc Gallows doesn't give a f*ck. Pictured there with a nice can of Sprunt, he alleges - obviously there's nowt on Cagematch to verify said lack of f*cks - that hem midway through his last WWE runm ran independent shows before the Fed shut that sh*t down. The independent contractor wasn't allowed, of course.

His solution?

Per his recent Talk Is Jericho podcast appearance:

"Like any good brother would do, I just sold the promotion, changed the name, and started silently running more."

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Michael Sidgwick is an editor, writer and podcaster for WhatCulture Wrestling. With over seven years of experience in wrestling analysis, Michael was published in the influential institution that was Power Slam magazine, and specialises in providing insights into All Elite Wrestling - so much so that he wrote a book about the subject. You can order Becoming All Elite: The Rise Of AEW on Amazon. Possessing a deep knowledge also of WWE, WCW, ECW and New Japan Pro Wrestling, Michael’s work has been publicly praised by former AEW World Champions Kenny Omega and MJF, and current Undisputed WWE Champion Cody Rhodes. When he isn’t putting your finger on why things are the way they are in the endlessly fascinating world of professional wrestling, Michael wraps his own around a hand grinder to explore the world of specialty coffee. Follow Michael on X (formerly known as Twitter) @MSidgwick for more!