10 Weirdest Abandoned WWE Moments
5. Alexa Bliss: General Manager
Before she was repackaged as a small demonic child who dry-humped Randy Orton when pinning him, which was strange, since advertisers covet the 18-49 demo and not the "I'll pretend u said 18 lol" demo, Alexa Bliss played a real human woman who didn't make the non-sick portion of the 'WWE Universe' feel disgusted.
She was the mean girl who fat-shamed Nia Jax that time, the generic conniving baddie, and she was also fond of sipping coffee for a while there before she was literally groomed on national television. And people thought the Joe Gacy character was getting cancelled. Nobody gives a sh*t about WWE. They can do whatever they want.
What they wanted to do in 2018 was present Alexa Bliss as the new Stephanie McMahon. At the urging of Baron or Constable remember that Corbin, she was to oversee the RAW Women's division, a development that would have presumably led to Bliss belittling everybody around her, much like her absolutely f*cking insufferable forebear.
The very next month, Stephanie herself took charge alongside her family; after all, you don't send n*nce-bait to do a woman's work.
Stephanie rued the fact that, given Bliss never accomplished a single task, she could not justify slapping her in the face.