10 Weirdest Abandoned WWE Moments

4. Chad Gable Takes Notes

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Seriously: 2019 WWE makes 2021 WWE look like 1983 Mid-South.

Was this the plan all along? To infest the product with so many brain worms that it would look better when it settled back into the same drab polished b*llocks? Of course, much of WWE's output remains thoroughly stupid. Bobby Lashley just got a WWE Title match minutes after losing. He also lost to Xavier Woods, who didn't get a title shot. In WWE, losing is better than winning. It's all so totally f*cked, but don't make salient points. They're biased. So touch grass and get some b*tches. You know the drill. There are hundreds of thousands of things wrong with WWE.

There were millions in 2019.

Take for example Chad Gable, who, before being repackaged as Shorty G, took to taking notes - the confidential nature of which he obscured from his colleagues. He wasn't analysing their in-ring performances. He was milling about backstage. For about two weeks. Which begs the question: what was he doing, exactly? What was in his notebook?

"Attack World Champion; you'll get a match even if you haven't won a thing in months"

None of the fringe figures have worked this out yet, so probably not. All they have to do is watch the product!

Actually why would they?

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