10 Worst Ever WWE Survivor Series Team Captains
7. Doink (1993 & 1994)
A character that went from the dizzy heights to drizzling sh*ts in almost record time thanks to a late-1993 babyface turn, misunderstood masterpiece Doink The Clown was synonymous with Survivor Series shockers after seeing the light.
Conspiring to irk Bam Bam Bigelow in his first fan favourite feud, Doink doubled down on the double vision storyline earlier that year, promising four versions of himself to line up against the 'Beast From The East' and his partners.
Frankly, a quartet of Matt Bournes would have been an early christmas present based on his form that year, but the made-up maniac was on his way out the door with personal problems, leaving behind an utter shambles foreshadowing the future of the clown gimmick. Donning his paint and wig, The Bushwhackers and Men On A Mission collaborated to destroy a befuddled Bam Bam and his equally bewildered partners.
Next year's circus of horrors wasn't any better. Forming 'Clowns R Us' with miniature doppelgängers Dink, Wink and Pink, Doink was the first eliminated in his battle with Jerry Lawler and his short-stacked crew of Cheesy, Queazy and Sleazy. The contest was WWE comedy at its grisly nadir. Naturally Vince McMahon chuckled heartily on commentary. The primary audience was satisfied, at very least.