10 Worst WWE Matches Of 2019

Best pro wrestling on the planet. Period.

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WWE is the best pro wrestling on the planet. Period.

You don't believe me? Ahhh, sorry little guy. It's pretty presumptuous to think otherwise. All we at WWE have ever done is push this goddamn business forward. Just look at NXT UK. Just go ahead and, uh, take your ball, go home and burn that ball down.

See that awesome Bayley Vs. Alexa Bliss match from Stomping Grounds, that didn't completely over-do the heat spot at all? And that's one night, one match amongst the money. It doesn't even make this list.

Find anyone else alive who does what I can do as well as I do it as often as I do it. Ya can’t. Nobody can slap hands with such friendship like I do on a suicide dive. Nobody works more matches than I do.

Fénix?

Yeah, I make Arizona. Buddy, I make all the towns. Apart from the shows that get cancelled at the last minute. I slay those towns. I burn those towns down, alright?

Still don't believe me? I’ve sat back and watched idiots with no clue talk poorly about the place I dedicate my life to EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY. The level I perform at on constant is untouchable.

Will Ospreay Vs. Shingo Takagi? Hiroshi Tanahashi Vs. Kenny Omega? Adam Cole Vs. Johnny Gargano?

Nah dawg...

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Former Power Slam Magazine scribe and author of Development Hell: The NXT Story - available NOW on shop.whatculture.com!