10 Worst WWE Matches Of 2020
8. Brock Lesnar Vs. Ricochet - Super Show-Down
Cool!
Another match that maximises Brock Lesnar's killer ability to sell for a defiant cloudburst of state-of-the-art offensive manoeuvres! Another match that speaks to the ghoul within, because Brock Lesnar is awesome at murdering men far smaller than him! A match that might enhance Ricochet's stature!
Can he add another foot, literally, to his stature?
Because that's the only thing likely to assist his f*cking career at this point.
Built as a complete d*ckweed on RAW ahead of the long trip to Saudi Arabia, Ricochet spent longer sidling across the seats to get up and take a piss on the flight than he did in the match. Ricochet believed in himself, even though nobody else did. He had a little something called determination, he said - Ricochet, the man WWE had literally marketed as a real-life Superhero. How could they forget about this quite devastating characteristic, when the commentary team mentioned it several times across every last match he ever worked? Perhaps the creative team zones out, too. Or perhaps they are profoundly incompetent.
Ricochet flew into Lesnar at the bell and was swatted away like a fly. Lesnar then smashed f*ck out of his kidney and coccyx with two hammer-fists. Suplex. German suplex, which Ricochet sold very well, as if simultaneously winded and deceased.
F5.
Thanos beats Barry Horowitz.
The end.