10 Wrestlers Who Pooped Their Pants In The Ring
1. Sid
We may never receive a definitive answer to this great mystery of pro wrestling folklore.
We were so close, too: 'Taker had agreed in principle to various Q&A sessions this year, at which surely an intrepid fan would have asked, but no: appalled at the notion of his most loyal performer making money outside of the WWE umbrella, Vince McMahon hit the skids on that. But what about the skidmarks?
Did Sid sh*t his pants at WrestleMania 13?, to use a more sudden and less dignified segue befitting of the topic.
More tight of lips than of sphincter, Sid ain't telling. Oil money talked before Dead Man Talking got off the ground. Accordingly, we can only wade around the winnets of crusty apocrypha to establish a conclusion. Sid figuratively sh*t himself, by once bragging about having "half the brain that you do!" as part of his super-genius bit.
But literally?
Let's examine the evidence:
- No smoke without fire, etc. etc.
- Sid is an endearing punchline, so if this was going to happen to anyone, he is a surefire candidate.
- According to Elana Maser, M.D., assistant professor of gastroenterology at the Icahn School of Medicine at Mount Sinai, the primary cause of sh*tting one's pants is "incomplete evacuation of stool". Sid's mind often wandered, at the turn of spring, to softball season. Was he too worried about making the first pitch to concentrate on the task at hand?
- It is funnier to simply believe that it happened.